英文简历:不应有的幽默

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英文简历:不应有的幽默

不应有的'幽默

英文简历:不应有的幽默

  "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."

  "Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)

  "But wait...there''s more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."

  "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."

  "My fortune cookie said, ''Your next interview will result in a job''-and I like your company in particular."

  "Title: Another resume from the ''Profiles in Excellence'' series."

  "Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."

  "Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."

  "Let''s meet so you can ''ooh'' and ''ahh'' over my experience."

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